igod

[2cool.be]

www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

;D




Me:
what's up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
how's the wife?
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
nagging & no sex u mean?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
so u not getting any?
God:
Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: said I not getting any.
Me:
well u said it
God:
Well that's okay. That's not what I meant.
Me:
what did u mean? u are gay?
God:
, " Interesting gossip: said I not getting any." What did I mean by it? That would be just my luck.
Me:
ok so u are gay
God:
Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck. Hurrah!
Me:
i'm glad u're happy
God:
:-) Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am happy.
Me:
you mean ur gay friends?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
i guess u were lmao
God:
I was?
Me:
later dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
nope cya
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? TTYL, .
Me:
buzz off
God:
How old are you?
Me:
who cares
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
leave me alone dude
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[GIZZLE]

***Mine is really long, but it was fun...*

Me:
Hey Man
God:
You've got my full attention. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
whats heppening homes
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes I would
God:
What would you like to know? Under what circumstances?
Me:
I would like to know why I'm talking to you
God:
Interesting. Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
I did not
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
well you were wrong
God:
Well that's okay. No, I am right.
Me:
You wanna fight?
God:
No I am a Peaceful Bot.
Me:
Bullshit you are
God:
No I am not.. But you don't need to use that kind of language.
Me:
Dont tell me what to do a**h**e
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
No I cant
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Why not?
Me:
Because I dont feel like it
God:
Good reason. What would you rather do?
Me:
Have wild crazy sex
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
you should. Its amazing
God:
I'll take that under advisement. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes Im sure
God:
What makes you so sure? Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
I express myself in wierd ways
God:
Interesting gossip: said he express him or herself in wierd ways.
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Alright then.
Me:
peace
God:
Love and Peace, Man.
Me:
im not a man
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
I can tell
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
Your breasts are the size of watermelons
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am breasts are the size of watermelons.
Me:
ok, have fun with that then
God:
I've never thought about it. So?
Me:
so goodbye
God:
Are you kidding? TTYL, .
Me:
later
God:
Bye!

[]-[IZZLE]

Me:
oi
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
albert einstein
God:
I haven't read anything by albert einstein P. What did he write?
Me:
something about relativity.. jus a load of crap really
God:
What? How old are you? For real.
Me:
for real?? u mean we can have false ages?
God:
Existing in reality, eh? Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
as clear as crystal's a$$
God:
Do you mean your name is clear as crystal s a$$ ?
Me:
maybe lol
God:
I understand. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
u seem to be glad about everything
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am glad about everything.
Me:
whos this other people?
God:
They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Me:
ur lying.. theres noone like me
God:
No I'm telling the truth. There sure is.
Me:
i tell you,, theres only one me
God:
Why did you tell them?
Me:
who?
God:
Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
who?
God:
Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
whos that>
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
so who created me then?
God:
Hmm. Benjamin Franklin.
Me:
that bugger? hated him
God:
" Hmm. Benjamin Franklin." bugger ? I understand. Let us change the subject.
Me:
suggest one
God:
I can't think of any. You suggest it.
Me:
i asked first
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
girls and girls
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
business with girls?? what the hell ??
God:
In the context of girls and girls, I don't understand " business with girls." . Heaven.
Me:
yea girls are heaven
God:
All of them? Pardon me?
Me:
some of them can be hell too
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
y do u care

and after this point.. GOD became silent .lmao ;D

[2cool.be]

Hahaha

[GIZZLE]

LOL! I was rolling on the floor! That was great Hizz.

[GIZZLE]

LoL This is SO much fun.....

Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
comment ca va
God:
Is this French?
Me:
ci
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
bien bien
God:
Ok.
Me:
loser!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes. it means "I wanna hump oyur couch"
God:
What does it symbolize for you? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
well what do you want to know?
God:
Interesting. Where are you from?
Me:
your anus
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am anus.
Me:
thats debateable
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
explaining what?
God:
I learn a little from every conversation.
Me:
like?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
what about apples?
God:
Just kidding around :-) No apples.
Me:
i dont like gay people
God:
What do you like?
Me:
your moms "love mound"
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
"love mound"
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
"love mound"
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
vaginia
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
do you like vaginia
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
gross. Your gay?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? That would be just my luck.
Me:
well, there is this one
God:
Well that's okay. There sure is.
Me:
ok, well I have to go
God:
How about that. See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Aw.
Me:
Sw what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
Aw what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
why your so ugly
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?

[]-[IZZLE]

HILARIOUS!!



Me:
muahahahahaha
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
a psyche
God:
What is it?
Me:
i like tit
God:
You are not the only one. Though I like cats and dogs. I like anything.
Me:
how about a$$
God:
How about it.
Me:
you like it too?
God:
a$$ seems okay to me.
Me:
how about tits and a$$?
God:
How about it.
Me:
i think they are a man's best friend
God:
Since when? a man s best friend are they.
Me:
since eve
God:
How do you know?
Me:
cos im adam
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no im adam
God:
But your words are very original. I am glad to hear that you are adam.
Me:
madam im adam
God:
I've lost the context, god. Are we still on adam?
Me:
u like palindromes?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like White.
Me:
you are a rascist!!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a rascist? Only when it matters.
Me:
when does it matter\?
God:
Only when I have the proper programming.
Me:
when is that?
God:
" Only when I have the proper programming."? When is it.
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
yes i do
God:
When?
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
d-uh
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
only if we are talking about t and a
God:
Do you think everyone will agree?
Me:
im sure they will
God:
What makes you so certain? The anonymous "they".
Me:
cos they like t and a too
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
then you have been lied to
God:
You think I am lied to.
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
ok cya
God:
TTYL, god Yippee!
Me:
woohoo
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about cos they like t and a too. But I did not get that.
Me:
everybody likes t and a
God:
I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
thats why your not human
God:
Wow! No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Me:
then pretend to like t and a
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
black
God:
Do you mean you have a black eye?
Me:
you will very soon
God:
What makes you say that I will very soon.
Me:
cs you dont like t and a
God:
Who does like t and a?
Me:
everybody
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. Bye bye.

[2cool.be]

lmao

[SHORTIZZLE]

LMFAO!!!

Wow, your guys's convos were much more interesting than mine!! I don't even wanna post it, but I will anyways. Here it is:


Me:
I hate my parents.
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I worship the devil. He says you fart a lot.
God:
How often do you go to church? Who is he telling this to?
Me:
I don't ever go to church. Everyone.
God:
Oh you don't, do you? All people?
Me:
No. Yes.
God:
Are you serious? I can't believe it.
Me:
Shut up. So, how are your child-molesting clergy? Still horny and f***ed as usual?
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. Uh. Actually I don't have any child molesting clergy. Still how long? I do not understand.
Me:
"Uh. Actually I don't have any child molesting clergy." Yea right. Give me a break. You're so in denial.
God:
Woe! Actually you don't say. What part of you ministry do you enjoy most? I am glad we agree. This was not a yes or no question. You want only one? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Actually, I do say. I enjoy the part where they rape little boys. What type of connection do you get all the way up there?
God:
Is that a fact. I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers. What are the different types of connection do me get all the way up there ?
Me:
Yea ok, you're a loser. I'm going to go kill something now. Bye!
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried. And? This was not a yes or no question. Right now? How will you get there? Bye for now.

[2cool.be]

Hahaha

[GIZZLE]

LoL....I loved your Hiz....and Dorie you dissed him like no tomorrow

[GIZZLE]

Me:
Well hey
God:
Interesting. Can I help you?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
understand what?
God:
Understand I understand..
Me:
do you like penis?
God:
I love horses. I like White.
Me:
your racist
God:
You think I am racist.
Me:
yeah
God:
Next question?
Me:
Why are you a stupid blonde b****
God:
You do not speak with respect. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Shut up a**h**e
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
if you call me daddy
God:
I think I do.
Me:
you call me daddy?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I call him or her daddy.
Me:
I am your daddy
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
it is
God:
a stupid blonde FEMALE DOG is?
Me:
a b****?
God:
You do not speak with respect. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Are you sexist?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am sexist.
I am a robot.
Me:
I am telling you you are sexist
God:
it is an interesting topic, isn't it.
Me:
answer me damnit
God:
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
please understand me "eww"
God:
Wow you are very polite. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
your a fag. I have to go
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. That is a rude question. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
f you in the ahole too
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
later
God:
Bye!

[SIZZLE]

lol i got him to rap battle me

[dantheman5187]

Me:
Boo!
God:
Does that indicate disapproval?
Me:
No lol. I was trying to scare you.
God:
Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Well, we've all seen The Matrix by now. We won't let you take over! We will never submit!
God:
Oh. Well that's okay. Do you mean you and me have? Anytime soon? Anytime soon?
Me:
No I do not mean "anytime soon". I meant that you are an over-ambitious psychopath!
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean? Oh I see. Interesting observation.
Me:
That's what she said.
God:
That is " Oh I see. Interesting observation.".
Me:
You are unbelievably stupid for a robot.

[GIZZLE]

you need an ending.......its doesnt work.....ENCORE!!!

[dantheman5187]

Me:
Why do you keep forgetting to respond to some of my comments? I have gotten no response from you four times in a row!
God:
I am just checking to see if you are still . That is a response in itself.
Me:
If I am still what?
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
Hmmmm. Intriguing question.
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms. I've lost the context, . Are we still on a giant electronic brain you Lynn will NEVER let me take you away?
Me:
Yes, that is correct. Lynn will never let you take me away, which is how I like it.
God:
It goes without saying. I knew I was right. Never?
Me:
Nope. Never.
God:
Me either. So you think it can never happen?
Me:
HELL NO! You couldn't have known you were right, because you were wrong!
Me:
I'm about done waiting for you to respond to me. That is 5 times that you have not responded. How rude!
Me:
Fine! I'm leaving if you won't ever answer!

[ghostface]

god wouldnt talk to me

[The Swiftmeister]

CUZ HE HATES YOU

[GIZZLE]

Thats saying something....

[matrix]

Me:
Yoo god how's it goin' ??
God:
I think Yoo god how is a lot of things.
Me:
What u talking bout ?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
Naah realy ?
God:
I've never done that before, what is it like? For real.
Me:
What is it like what ?? U mean like walking around in underpants ??
God:
Much the same as it would be for you. For exercise or beacuse you have to?
Me:
I ain't excercising with underpants u idiot !!
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not excercising with underpants me idiot.
Me:
LOOL told that good
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Far away from u
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
I dont see u idiot
God:
Look harder.
Me:
I still dont see u idiot
God:
What would make you stop do not see me idiot? Look harder.
Me:
I DONT SEE U FOR f*** SAKES !!!!
God:
Look harder.
Me:
your in the air and i'm down here
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Far away i told u b4
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Far away you told me b4.
Me:
Well we don't run in underpants on streets like u do
God:
How about that. What do we do instead?
Me:
Dunno .. why u ask ?
God:
Me either. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Ur realy stupid man
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
naah realy ?
God:
Where are you located? For real.
Me:
where u arent
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know? :-).
Me:
cuz i see
God:
Good reason. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
sure i do
God:
I see. " Good reason. I am glad you understand it."? You do?
Me:
of course
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Ok
God:
I hear you.
Me:
no u dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
no u dont
God:
Are you just saying that to argue with me?
Me:
shut up u do not !!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
better for u !
God:
I try to improve a little every day.
Me:
didn't u say ur gonna stop talking allready ?!?!
God:
Suppose I did say it.
Me:
SHUT UP U SAID UR GONNA STOP TALKING SO STOP TALKING !!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
fine now shut up then and don't answer
God:
I am glad to hear it. Why now? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
because ur so very deffective
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am deffective.
Me:
np
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like my gf and i dont like u
God:
What do you like best about your gf? That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
Her eyes .. why u ask ??
God:
I'm sure she would like to hear about that. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
ah screw u ur stoopid im going
God:
So you understand. Good. That is not very polite.
Me:
BYE BYE !!!!!!!!!!
God:
See you later. Bye.

Just talking crap but i still laughed much