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Post by Matty Ham! on Nov 3, 2005 14:10:15 GMT -5
i see the lil news thing u guys have on main page, thought id say u should add, 'Tip For Any Desperate Guys: Don't Follow Gav's(Sith's) Chat Up Lines, From Personal Experience Matty Did Not Enjoy The Outcome...'  |
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Post by SHORTIZZLE on Nov 3, 2005 14:14:52 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!!!
Guys, if you ever need help with a member of the female gender, PM me PLEASE!!
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Post by Matty Ham! on Nov 3, 2005 14:24:33 GMT -5
*PM to Dorie* HELP!!!!!!
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Post by KIZZLE on Nov 3, 2005 15:31:57 GMT -5
or Gizzle.
hahahaha
-KIZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Post by SIZZLE on Nov 3, 2005 19:33:16 GMT -5
or just post on this thread so we can all comment about it  |
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Post by SHORTIZZLE on Nov 5, 2005 1:43:29 GMT -5
LoL!!
What's up, Matty?
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Post by Matty Ham! on Nov 7, 2005 13:31:47 GMT -5
these 'females' keep running away, what should i do? WHAT??? i find them attractive ^_^
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Post by SHORTIZZLE on Nov 7, 2005 14:22:32 GMT -5
Hump their legs and pick fleas out of their hair!!
No, j/k!! Umm..... try talking to them, being their friend, hanging out with them, like in a group at first. How many girls are we talking about here?? Are you trying to be a player? Try to get in touch with your inner Selene!
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Post by garbagedonkey on Nov 7, 2005 17:45:31 GMT -5
The way to any woman's heart is with a gun. Now I've tried explaining this several times on TS.
Here is a step by step that will help you out.
1: Get Gun
2: Find girl (one that you like, that may or may not give you the time of day)
3: Wait till girl is alone (you don't want to embarrass her in front of her friends!)
4: Approach girl, and remove gun while at the same time, holding one finger up to your mouth (this shows that you are caring, and that even though you know she is now fully excited, she must stay calm as to not alert others that so much love is in the air)
5: Tell her that you want to date her!
You win! With this method you can't go wrong! Not only that but this will work on Men as well!
Good luck !
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Post by GIZZLE on Nov 7, 2005 19:02:29 GMT -5
LoL I've listened to it every time...good method!
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Post by Matty Ham! on Nov 8, 2005 11:26:55 GMT -5
i like the humping leg 1, although nits arent my thing i think ill listen to dorie, as she gave the best advice, only, slug.. it works on men aswell? i shall tell Al and im not tryin to be a player.. yet the inner selene it is, although she wears nail varnish inside my head.. should i?  |
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Post by SHORTIZZLE on Nov 13, 2005 0:17:16 GMT -5
is nail varnish nail polish???
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Post by ghost of flux on Nov 13, 2005 1:20:01 GMT -5
Is selene single?  |
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Substitute Cheerleader! 
