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Post by SHORTIZZLE on Oct 5, 2005 10:17:25 GMT -5
This is a place to post random funny stuff that you don't really want to make an entire new thread for, cuz it's just some small funny joke, or whatever. So yea, please feel free to post away, and remember, spamming welcome!! (as long as it's funny!)  So here's my funny joke: "I went into the BP gas station the other day and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave me a receipt." ;D |
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Post by 2cool.be on Oct 5, 2005 10:37:07 GMT -5
Lmao  |
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Post by matrix on Oct 5, 2005 14:35:59 GMT -5
Two man go over the bridge .... one falls over the bridge and the other one starts playing the guitar |
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Post by GIZZLE on Oct 5, 2005 17:54:10 GMT -5
Q."why have women never been sent to the moon?"
A."It's never needed cleaning"
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Post by ]-[IZZLE on Oct 5, 2005 17:59:21 GMT -5
what do u get whne u cross a centipede and a parrot?? A walkie-talkie  |
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Post by GIZZLE on Oct 5, 2005 18:04:30 GMT -5
Apoligizes for the Sexist coments but....
Q. What do you do to the dishwasher when it stops working?
A. Tell her to get back to work.
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Post by SIZZLE on Oct 5, 2005 18:17:50 GMT -5
oooo thats kickass gizz! ur back in my family  |
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Post by GIZZLE on Oct 5, 2005 20:03:32 GMT -5
hehe YAY!!!!
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Post by dantheman5187 on Oct 5, 2005 20:47:01 GMT -5
Apoligizes for the Sexist coments but.... Q. What do you do to the dishwasher when it stops working? A. Tell her to get back to work. Q. What do you do when it stops working again? A. Leash her to the floor so she has nothing else to do. Yea, i know a TON of horrible jokes... like the worst ever... dead babies... racist... sexist... I'll limit to one a day |
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Post by Power on Oct 5, 2005 20:56:55 GMT -5
Q: What do you do when the things in your house are broken and you are tired of seeing them that way?
A: Tell your husband start doing his job or you will fire him and get a new one!!
BAHAHAHAHA soo there!!
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Post by GIZZLE on Oct 5, 2005 21:37:16 GMT -5
LoL.....was a cute attempt....BUT NO!!!!
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Post by The Swiftmeister on Oct 5, 2005 23:03:21 GMT -5
lol, all my jokes are racist and racist jokes are not allowed so im goin to keep my mouth shut
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Post by GIZZLE on Oct 5, 2005 23:10:21 GMT -5
your learning....GOOD BOY!
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Post by The Swiftmeister on Oct 5, 2005 23:12:32 GMT -5
ok not to be a dick bout things but i dont really like bein called boy cuz alot of tha times the racist ppl on my block call me boy so it kinda makes me disgruntle
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Post by GIZZLE on Oct 5, 2005 23:13:13 GMT -5
OK! GOOD GIRL!
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Post by The Swiftmeister on Oct 5, 2005 23:15:54 GMT -5
thats better
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Post by GIZZLE on Oct 5, 2005 23:24:27 GMT -5
LOL! Im glad to have you on the forum!
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Post by 2cool.be on Oct 7, 2005 2:24:19 GMT -5
FREE DRINKS FOR THE BLIND
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!"
The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my guide dog."
"Oh man,” the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a guide dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar where he asks for a drink.
The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my guide dog."
The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as guide dogs."
The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What? They gave me a Chihuahua?"
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Post by SHORTIZZLE on Oct 11, 2005 9:35:43 GMT -5
LMAO!!! That's funny, I like that one a lot!
More! More! More!!
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Post by Joker on Oct 11, 2005 21:47:45 GMT -5
haha....*leaves*
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