Post by 2cool.be on Oct 7, 2005 2:41:18 GMT -5
Maybe you've already seen them but this is sooooooo funny ;D
1. your mother opens the shades on your bedroomwindow and you shout out "funny teamflash you f***ing noob"
2. when eating you are changing betweens the fork and the knife fast
3. you are shouting "stop blocking me fuckers" in the line to the cinema
4. you are shouting "need backup" on writen examns
5. you belive that the display dolls in store windows are ppl who are stuck in "lagg"
6. when you hear the alarmclock in the morning you rush up to disarm the bomb
7. when your mother is shouting at you and you try to mute her
8. you are starting to think out new tactics and posistions OUT SIDE OF SOF2
9. you dont dare to take a shower since you "know" that your neighbour has a wallhack
10. you are starting to shout "STFU and stop whining you f***ing noob" to small children that are crying
11. Walking in the street seeing ppl sitting on a bench, you start calling them campers
12. You start demanding demos on your real life hobbies evrytime you lose..
13. You start crouch-leaning at every corner of a building or when someone approaches you
14. While buying a fly swatter, u ask the cashier if it can also be used against the crouch-lean bug
15. Your girlfriend bends over, u shout: "HOLD POSITION"
16. Every time your tv cable goes bananas, you want to open the console and type vid_restart...
17. Every time you open another beercan you tend to hold it for 2 seconds and throw it away...
18. The schoolbell rings, you wait in your chair, thinking "why the F did the admin pause the game"
19. On holiday in Hong Kong, you wonder where all the crates with oranges went to....
20. You've already broken your legs 3 times, thinking you could jump out of that window and just walk on...
21. Watching the troopers in Iraq on CNN, you think they're all lame *ss nade spammers with their m203's...
22. You accuse the US Army of wallhacking because you think: "How else would they know Saddam was underground? OMGHAX!"
23. You fail to discover you can't /recon in real life.
24. Every sentence you make in word/msn/wordpad/whatever starts with 't'
25. you fill out F1 or F2 on the chart when voting for parliament
26. you can only say affirmative or negative for yes and no
27. adjusting brightness doesnt help you getting brighter
28. shouting "Take Cover" everytime brambam goes to take a shower wearing nothing but his shorts
29. First go and stand in a corner before chatting 2 someone
30. When walking on the streets, you start jumping on every crate and parked car you cross
31. You don't feel like going on camping vacations cuz it's laaaaaaaaaaame
32. You start rushing to catch your train while screaming: "get out of my way, noobs!!"
33. You protest outside the WhiteHouse with a sign that says: 'F2 U N00BS!!1'
34. You crouch at the top of your jump to get higher.
35. You think you can climb a ladder by running towards it and looking up. Then the ambulance arrives.
36. You think you can walk/run through bushes effortlessly.
37. You join the army thinking you can switch teams at the press of a button, and /disco whenever you like.
38. You grow a Mullins Moustache.
39. Everytime you hold a case you start running for the extractionpoint.
40. When living together with contact and brambam, shouting fire in the hole everytime you get home
41. When you bump into someone you say: "Sorry for the TK."
42. trying to slice ur frituurpan because its brand is AFK
what's a "frituurpan?
43. you start saying LMAO, ROFL and LOL as if they were real words
44. Every other game you try to play now is worthless.
45. Your SOF player name is your login name and/or password for nearly everything
where's #46?
OH!! Hey, I found it!!
46. When you set your alarm clock an hour and a half earlier than when you need to wake up, just so you can hop on the server for a bit!!
(-Or when you keep your b!tchy roommate up at night, cuz you refuse to go to sleep at a decent hour!!)
47. It's 4 AM and you're typing here cuz U got killed in the server.....
48. you realise jumping off an escalator wasn't such a great idea afterall...
49. somebody asks you for a cig , and you advise him to better try an AK or MP5.
50. you see somebody injured and you throw your backpack at him/her.
51. You see a female walking around with some important papers, and you want to kill her.. (the VIP-mod)
52. you snatch the briefcases of passing businessmen, hurry for home, and ask yourself everytime why the hell you didn't get points.
53. you wonder where the bomb squad hid their keyboards to defuse bombs.
54. you wonder why you are outfitted with only one knife for dinner
55. You want to enable drawfps on your right eye, cuz you wonder what the fps in real life is....
56. Every time you see some people standing still somewhere, you have this urge to grab a knife and run straight through the bunch of 'em...
57. your buddy hides behind the door and scares the sh*t out of you when u come in, u want to ban him for wallhacking!
58. you're trying to read phonenumbers and other numbers and really try to find out what the numbers actually mean.. (1337t4Lk) 1nd33d
59. Everytime your boss gives you papers, u feel the need to hide underyour desk. (VIP)
60. When you can easily participate in a thread called "you realise you play too much SOf when..."
61. you start bunnyhopping down the street instead of walking.
62. everytime a truck near you starts beeping because it's backing-up, you kill the driver and wait for it to explode.(dem)
63. you hit the bottle and you think you're experiencing Lag instead of being just drunk.
64. someone asks you for a fight and you give them the ip and pass.
65. you ask Russia for a friendly war
66. you no longer "record" a tv program, but "make a demo" of a tv program
67. you invent words like: AaCaS, LaOkS and IdKwaM.
what does this mean?
68. you precisely know how much damage shooting in every bodyparts and from different ranges does.
69. you're about to be robbed by a few robbers, and you ask them for teams.
70. you catch your girlfriend cheating on you and while contacting an admin right away, you're searching for a screenshot button to get her banned.
71. you feel the desire to kill everybody who doesn't have your team-icon above their head.
72. You only respond to people that call you by your game name
73. you book a flight to Hong Kong to search Ji Na's House of Lingere
74. You're explaining to your parents what LOL, LMAO and ROFL mean, and they actually start liking it
75. Everytime u flush the toilet after making a big turd, you yell "Fire In The Hole!!"
76. everytime you're being photographed and the .Flash. goes off, you panicly try to run for cover.
77. you're an old man, you tell your grandkids some old war stories from your younger days, those kids grow up thinking 'Clan Wars' were real wars.
78. you go for a pee, u spray and pray....
79. you start calling a cop a punkbuster.
80. you remembered too late that jumping on cars does damage them....
81. you get arrested for crawling through the vents of an airport.
82. you think u know better than the army what kind of weapon suits which situation best
83. you shout after a guy who just mugged you: "PB is gonna get you!!!"
84. you want someones attention, you grab your mobile phone and smack him with it. (for admins only)
85. you hear a thunderstrike during a thunderstorm, you want to open the console the check who got struck..
86. You want to set yourself to spectating when you need a toiletbreak in real life.
87. you fell from your bike, you go search for a backpack and ask people on the street where the nearest backpack is..
88. someone on the street got hit by a car or fell down keeps yelling for help, you yell back "STFU n00b whiner!"
89. you see someone who is on fire, you wonder who had the admin powers to do that. (bbq)
90. you start yelling "f#ck!ng campers" when you're stuck in traffic at the start and end of the holiday season.
91. you failed to make it to the toilet in time cause you didn't wanted to give up your 'most kills' medal before the end of the map.
92. you receive for the so-maniest time a bill for fixing your broken windows cause you never enter your house through the front door any more.
93. you start wondering if Michael Schumacher might be using lame cvar settings to gain that extra speed.
94. every morning you wake-up braking out in sweat finding yourself trying to defuse your alarmclock.
95. everytime on "Vlaggetjesdag" in Scheveningen you go beserk and get arrested for stealing flags.(ctf)
96. you find yourself guarding the logo of an RedCross organisation building.(dem)
97. your first excuse is the lag when you lose at poker
98. u walk thru the streets, look around and think to yourself: "Damn, this could be a good map for CTF!"
99. You think that, whenever you drop your beercan, pen, or bag, you can just run over it to pick it up again.
100. your sitting at work behind your computer thinking what map is on gs6 now and who's playing
101. You have a broken arm and still play sof!
102. U and ur virtual friends can come up with a over a 100 comments on when you're playing too much sof
103. everytime u see a banana somewhere u take your knife out and say "come out come out where ever u are damn VMC Monkey"
104. you walk past a golf course thinking the flag defenders are campers as you cannot see them.
105. u see someone's robbing a textiles shop, and now u think, "ffs that guys is fast. Damn I'm old..." (ctf)
1. your mother opens the shades on your bedroomwindow and you shout out "funny teamflash you f***ing noob"
2. when eating you are changing betweens the fork and the knife fast
3. you are shouting "stop blocking me fuckers" in the line to the cinema
4. you are shouting "need backup" on writen examns
5. you belive that the display dolls in store windows are ppl who are stuck in "lagg"
6. when you hear the alarmclock in the morning you rush up to disarm the bomb
7. when your mother is shouting at you and you try to mute her
8. you are starting to think out new tactics and posistions OUT SIDE OF SOF2
9. you dont dare to take a shower since you "know" that your neighbour has a wallhack
10. you are starting to shout "STFU and stop whining you f***ing noob" to small children that are crying
11. Walking in the street seeing ppl sitting on a bench, you start calling them campers
12. You start demanding demos on your real life hobbies evrytime you lose..
13. You start crouch-leaning at every corner of a building or when someone approaches you
14. While buying a fly swatter, u ask the cashier if it can also be used against the crouch-lean bug
15. Your girlfriend bends over, u shout: "HOLD POSITION"
16. Every time your tv cable goes bananas, you want to open the console and type vid_restart...
17. Every time you open another beercan you tend to hold it for 2 seconds and throw it away...
18. The schoolbell rings, you wait in your chair, thinking "why the F did the admin pause the game"
19. On holiday in Hong Kong, you wonder where all the crates with oranges went to....
20. You've already broken your legs 3 times, thinking you could jump out of that window and just walk on...
21. Watching the troopers in Iraq on CNN, you think they're all lame *ss nade spammers with their m203's...
22. You accuse the US Army of wallhacking because you think: "How else would they know Saddam was underground? OMGHAX!"
23. You fail to discover you can't /recon in real life.
24. Every sentence you make in word/msn/wordpad/whatever starts with 't'
25. you fill out F1 or F2 on the chart when voting for parliament
26. you can only say affirmative or negative for yes and no
27. adjusting brightness doesnt help you getting brighter
28. shouting "Take Cover" everytime brambam goes to take a shower wearing nothing but his shorts
29. First go and stand in a corner before chatting 2 someone
30. When walking on the streets, you start jumping on every crate and parked car you cross
31. You don't feel like going on camping vacations cuz it's laaaaaaaaaaame
32. You start rushing to catch your train while screaming: "get out of my way, noobs!!"
33. You protest outside the WhiteHouse with a sign that says: 'F2 U N00BS!!1'
34. You crouch at the top of your jump to get higher.
35. You think you can climb a ladder by running towards it and looking up. Then the ambulance arrives.
36. You think you can walk/run through bushes effortlessly.
37. You join the army thinking you can switch teams at the press of a button, and /disco whenever you like.
38. You grow a Mullins Moustache.
39. Everytime you hold a case you start running for the extractionpoint.
40. When living together with contact and brambam, shouting fire in the hole everytime you get home
41. When you bump into someone you say: "Sorry for the TK."
42. trying to slice ur frituurpan because its brand is AFK
what's a "frituurpan?
43. you start saying LMAO, ROFL and LOL as if they were real words
44. Every other game you try to play now is worthless.
45. Your SOF player name is your login name and/or password for nearly everything
where's #46?
OH!! Hey, I found it!!
46. When you set your alarm clock an hour and a half earlier than when you need to wake up, just so you can hop on the server for a bit!!
(-Or when you keep your b!tchy roommate up at night, cuz you refuse to go to sleep at a decent hour!!)
47. It's 4 AM and you're typing here cuz U got killed in the server.....
48. you realise jumping off an escalator wasn't such a great idea afterall...
49. somebody asks you for a cig , and you advise him to better try an AK or MP5.
50. you see somebody injured and you throw your backpack at him/her.
51. You see a female walking around with some important papers, and you want to kill her.. (the VIP-mod)
52. you snatch the briefcases of passing businessmen, hurry for home, and ask yourself everytime why the hell you didn't get points.
53. you wonder where the bomb squad hid their keyboards to defuse bombs.
54. you wonder why you are outfitted with only one knife for dinner
55. You want to enable drawfps on your right eye, cuz you wonder what the fps in real life is....
56. Every time you see some people standing still somewhere, you have this urge to grab a knife and run straight through the bunch of 'em...
57. your buddy hides behind the door and scares the sh*t out of you when u come in, u want to ban him for wallhacking!
58. you're trying to read phonenumbers and other numbers and really try to find out what the numbers actually mean.. (1337t4Lk) 1nd33d
59. Everytime your boss gives you papers, u feel the need to hide underyour desk. (VIP)
60. When you can easily participate in a thread called "you realise you play too much SOf when..."
61. you start bunnyhopping down the street instead of walking.
62. everytime a truck near you starts beeping because it's backing-up, you kill the driver and wait for it to explode.(dem)
63. you hit the bottle and you think you're experiencing Lag instead of being just drunk.
64. someone asks you for a fight and you give them the ip and pass.
65. you ask Russia for a friendly war
66. you no longer "record" a tv program, but "make a demo" of a tv program
67. you invent words like: AaCaS, LaOkS and IdKwaM.
what does this mean?
68. you precisely know how much damage shooting in every bodyparts and from different ranges does.
69. you're about to be robbed by a few robbers, and you ask them for teams.
70. you catch your girlfriend cheating on you and while contacting an admin right away, you're searching for a screenshot button to get her banned.
71. you feel the desire to kill everybody who doesn't have your team-icon above their head.
72. You only respond to people that call you by your game name
73. you book a flight to Hong Kong to search Ji Na's House of Lingere
74. You're explaining to your parents what LOL, LMAO and ROFL mean, and they actually start liking it
75. Everytime u flush the toilet after making a big turd, you yell "Fire In The Hole!!"
76. everytime you're being photographed and the .Flash. goes off, you panicly try to run for cover.
77. you're an old man, you tell your grandkids some old war stories from your younger days, those kids grow up thinking 'Clan Wars' were real wars.
78. you go for a pee, u spray and pray....
79. you start calling a cop a punkbuster.
80. you remembered too late that jumping on cars does damage them....
81. you get arrested for crawling through the vents of an airport.
82. you think u know better than the army what kind of weapon suits which situation best
83. you shout after a guy who just mugged you: "PB is gonna get you!!!"
84. you want someones attention, you grab your mobile phone and smack him with it. (for admins only)
85. you hear a thunderstrike during a thunderstorm, you want to open the console the check who got struck..
86. You want to set yourself to spectating when you need a toiletbreak in real life.
87. you fell from your bike, you go search for a backpack and ask people on the street where the nearest backpack is..
88. someone on the street got hit by a car or fell down keeps yelling for help, you yell back "STFU n00b whiner!"
89. you see someone who is on fire, you wonder who had the admin powers to do that. (bbq)
90. you start yelling "f#ck!ng campers" when you're stuck in traffic at the start and end of the holiday season.
91. you failed to make it to the toilet in time cause you didn't wanted to give up your 'most kills' medal before the end of the map.
92. you receive for the so-maniest time a bill for fixing your broken windows cause you never enter your house through the front door any more.
93. you start wondering if Michael Schumacher might be using lame cvar settings to gain that extra speed.
94. every morning you wake-up braking out in sweat finding yourself trying to defuse your alarmclock.
95. everytime on "Vlaggetjesdag" in Scheveningen you go beserk and get arrested for stealing flags.(ctf)
96. you find yourself guarding the logo of an RedCross organisation building.(dem)
97. your first excuse is the lag when you lose at poker
98. u walk thru the streets, look around and think to yourself: "Damn, this could be a good map for CTF!"
99. You think that, whenever you drop your beercan, pen, or bag, you can just run over it to pick it up again.
100. your sitting at work behind your computer thinking what map is on gs6 now and who's playing
101. You have a broken arm and still play sof!
102. U and ur virtual friends can come up with a over a 100 comments on when you're playing too much sof
103. everytime u see a banana somewhere u take your knife out and say "come out come out where ever u are damn VMC Monkey"
104. you walk past a golf course thinking the flag defenders are campers as you cannot see them.
105. u see someone's robbing a textiles shop, and now u think, "ffs that guys is fast. Damn I'm old..." (ctf)
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