i would like to become one with the team.

[Flux]

oh....my....sweet....GAWSH. wow....umm...yeah...he's back. damn....does that mean some pointless arguments about dimensions and space again?

[vincewa]

eheh yea thats right we are still in 06 i thought we were in 06 lol oh well close enougs and no no arguments there reakky no point

[GIZZLE]

"still in 06 but were in 06"....hmmmm...you on drugs? ;D:P

[vincewa]

lol woops lol lol lol wow no actrually i just woke up but i swear we are in 06 but CORECTION we are in 05 i thought we were in 06 w/e close enough

[GIZZLE]

LoL your such a stain!

Nah im j/k bro Glad you finally are active!

[SHORTIZZLE]

Wow wtf, that's messed up dude.... lol!

[vincewa]

yea my typing should get better little bye little since i just ate breakfast but w/e how has everyone been good i hope

[]-[IZZLE]

lol.. urs shud be easier to decipher if u used SOME punctuation

[GIZZLE]

whats punctuation i have never heard of it what does it mean someone tell me plz i am confused i hope you guys had a good day

[]-[IZZLE]

that jus reminded me of a fwd i got sometime back..

The Euro English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as"Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more omplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil
finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

[vincewa]

wow hizzle i dont know if i want to even read all that im so tired. yea ive herd of punctuation, just dont know how to use it lol. na im j/p sometimes i know when to use it just forget to use it all the time so. and hey i thought this was a recruit fourm, not a class room lol

[Flux]

hizz,you find the damndest things .......but i must say,thats some bad BAD english there,DAMN what they say

[vincewa]

wait i sorta understand it i hope they never do that tho cause wow my typing isnt even that bad yet

[GIZZLE]

Wanna expel him cause his grammar is politically incorrect?

[vincewa]

ok now you lost me gfizzle expel who

[SHORTIZZLE]

lmao wow hizz that's fcuked up!!

[GIZZLE]

Im Gizz ....but anyways.....Yea Hiz....and I might sounbd stupid but....is that really german?

[]-[IZZLE]

no idea.. but its how german-english accent sounds i guess ;D

[GIZZLE]

lol yeah....I'll try it in a translator and see what happens

[vincewa]

:'(ok, im lost, can someone show me where we are at in life